Brett's Adam and Eve

Warning the religious / sexist satire could offend some.

Sexism dates back to when the artist who wrote the bible made Adam come before ever. That is the point it was over for women. It is the chicken vs. the egg debate: how could the birthee come before the birther. A woman who could "immaculate conceive" vs. a man who can do what? Jack it and spill his seed all over the ground. I'm surprised Adam didn't die from complications of having a rib removed: medicine didn't come into its own until the Italian Renaissance. At very least when he was thrown out of utopia he should have been injured and with out the rib there it could've been bad. Who's to say he even had a full 8 ribs when he was born / "made". Evolution means he could have had less. Speaking of sexism: another nail in the coffin is when that dumb ass Eve listened to a snake. A fucking snake! What is this? A Disney movie? Eve might as well be a talking platypus is the antagonist is a talking snake. It's just like a women to take something she can't have. She wants it bigger, better, or more glamorous. All stereotypes that lend themselves to sexism go along with Adam and Eve. Men come first. Women are stupid and ruin good things. Something is never enough for a woman. Well I'd like to make the point no human should yield to another: society should run with equity and not buy into stereotypes of biblical nature, or any nature for that fact. Oh, and by the way no matter where on earth you are it gets a bit chilly at night. God, give them a fucking blanket.